Google is lost
Google is lost. A worldwide web search has been launched to located the search engine and its employees.
Yahoo, MSN an other top search engines have been entrusted with the task of locating Google and its staff.
Scotland Yard, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Department of Homeland Security and other leading agencies have been included in the hunt.
There have been conflicting reports on how Google got lost. One report said that an Iraqi missile attack had obliterated the search engine and its employees from the face of the Earth and the web.
Another report said Google had staged the act to gain publicity.
The Spoof learns that anyone who locates Google will be gifted two free Gmail accounts.
Obviously, no Google employee was available for comment.